Hip Hop: Featuring Banjos and Kazoos

Hip Hop: Featuring Banjos and Kazoos

Ok, so I had some down time today and decided to write a parody.

The song I wanted to parody is Punk***** by 3OH!3.
I call my song GreenWitch by jEH!c. (JAC = My initials.)
(WARNING: The original contains bad language. The parody does not. That's one of the reasons I made the parody, to clean the song up.)

It's about Banjo-Kazooie. Hope you enjoy.

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GreenW*tch
By: Jack Attack!

Now they come up in the lair,
They a bird and bear!
Monsters creepin' toward 'em,
And they really don't care!

Hit 'em with the Rat-a-Tat,
Flip them monsters on they back!
Come to get the sister who the witch done jacked!

And she's sittin' on her broomstick.
Gruntilda, she be way up in her tower.
Rockin' baddies with her power.
And her beauty's goin' no where.
Tooty's staying, though she thinks her hope is fleeting,
Banjo's coming with Kazooie.

Green witch,
You've never battled before.
Green witch,
So, you should know what's in store.
Green witch,
And they just want you to know..
Green witch,
Green witch,
You've never battled before.
Green witch,
So, you should know what's in store.
Green witch,
And they just want you to know that they maimin' mad goblins, and trainin' with Bottles tonight!
Green witch,
Banjo and Kazooie!
Green witch,
Banjo and Kazooie!
Green witch,
Banjo and Kazooie!
The maimin' mad goblins, and trainin' with Bottles tonight!

Aw, yeah. Looks good! Hit me up with that honeycomb, looks good!

When they come up in the hut,
They in a bad rut.
Mumbo helps 'em out, and now they're kickin witch butt!

Rock 'em with the Beak Bomb,
Show her that the game's on,
Now we all be cheerin' cause the battle's done won!

And she's sittin' on her broomstick.
Gruntilda, she be way up in her tower.
Rockin' baddies with her power.
And her beauty's goin' no where.
Tooty's staying, though she thinks her hope is fleeting,
Banjo's coming with Kazooie.

Green witch,
You've never battled before.
Green witch,
So, you should know what's in store.
Green witch,
And they just want you to know..
Green witch,
Green witch,
You've never battled before.
Green witch,
So, you should know what's in store.
Green witch,
And they just want you to know that they maimin' mad goblins, and trainin' with Bottles tonight!
Green witch,
Banjo and Kazooie!
Green witch,
Banjo and Kazooie!
Green witch,
Banjo and Kazooie!
They maimin' mad goblins, and trainin' with Bottles tonight!

[Keys Break]

Stone will rise,
Activate them...
And the Jinjonator's gonna win!

Green witch,
Green witch,
Green witch,
Green witch,

You stole his sister, what a crock!
Shoulda known that he would find her.
Kazooie rock you too, like the fire from a lighter!
You really had it good,
All alone up in your tower,
Now the duo's come and gone,
And you're nothing but a coward.

You stole his sister, what a crock!
Shoulda known that he would find her.
Kazooie rock you too, like the fire from a lighter!
You really had it good,
All alone up in your tower,
Now the duo's come and gone,
And you're nothing but a coward.

You stole his sister, what a crock! (You've never battled before)
Shoulda known that he would find her.
Kazooie rock you too, like the fire from a lighter! (So you should know what's in store)
You really had it good,
All alone up in your tower, (And they just want you to know)
Now the duo's come and gone,
And you're nothing but a coward. (That they maimin' mad goblins, and trainin' with Bottles tonight!)