Dance War (WS Story Gang-Style)

Dance War (WS Story Gang-Style)

So, I had the question put to me. Who would be in my dance-fighting crew?
I choose Family Force 5.

FF5 has the music and the moves to rock anybody off the face of the earth. With their Hulkfists of fury, and their mean dance skills, they've got plenty of power to back me in a fight. Let's break it down.

Soul Glow - Battle Cry
If he starts screaming, everybody in the hood gets scared.

Phatty - Bass SMACK
In his live set, Phatyy rocks the bass in a crazy number of ways. I think that in a fight, if he used his axe as a weapon, he'd do some serious damage.

Xanadu - Dance
If this is a true dancing gang fight, somebody's got to know how to break it down. X has got that in spades.

Nadaddy - Punch Out
He beats the Family Force 5000 so much, you KNOW he's got to have a power-packed punch.

Chapstique - Magic
The Wizard will be the only one not engaging the other band directly, choosing to fight with mad sorcerery from afar.

Crouton - Stix, Yo.
Last but DEFINITELY not least, Crou could back me by using his sticks as ninja stars. Seriously.