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DANCE OR DIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!! (Again.)


May 19: Family Force 5 releases an complete remix album of their latest full-length, Dance or Die.

May 18: Jack gets it. And Dances. A LOT.

I thought I'd throw down a track by track of what I like, and wouldn't mind saying bye to. There's not much of the latter, I'm afraid. So, if you don't want the album ruined in any way, check back tomorrow. But for the rest of you...

Dance Or Die (The Secret Handshake)
This track is very true to the style of the original, though making it more club-appropriate. The highlight of this number is the vocal strings TSH has added to certain parts of the song. They fit perfectly, and have me grooving.

Get Your Back Off The Wall (3OH!3)
I'll go ahead and say it. This isn't 3OH!3's best work. HOWEVER, it is the only song that has consistently made me JUMP out of my seat (literally) and start dancing every time I hear it. I guess that's saying something about the dudes from Boulder, huh?

Rip It Up (The Pragmatic)
Oh, man. This is one of my favorite tracks of the album. From explosions to very catchy synth beats, this song has it all. Though, my favorite bit HAS to be the very cheesy sci-fi sketch near the end of the track. I won't ruin it for you, but it's some of my favorite writing/acting of all time. Seriously.

How In The World (Alex Suarez - Cobra Starship)
This takes one of the greatest electric ballads of all time, adds some funk and a little bit of sass to make a great remix. The only thing that I have to get used to is the key. It's really different, and it makes for an interesting listen.

Fever (The Toxic Avenger)
I mentioned to Nadaddy on the bus that the beginning had some Daft Punk inspiration, and I'll say that for the whole song. Filled with a great house sound, it sounds like the French duo redid this for the boys. But, The Toxic Avenger does it just as well.

Party Foul (Ultraviolet Sound)
My favorite of the remixes I heard before the album launched, I still enjoy this song immensely. It's the one you would hear pounding out of a club, with the heavy bass accenting the groove all the way home. It's also got a sweet little keys part that's pretty catchy.

D-I-E 4 Y-O-U (Andre Allen Anjos)
Woah. Definitely my favorite remix so far. This song is lead, and reigns, with the bass line. Those low notes just seem to drive the song. It's fast paced, and action. Out of all of the remixes not done by FF5, it's the one I would argue must be. Anjos really caught their sound and made it awesome.

Share It With Me (Smile Future)
This is the closest I've ever heard to electronica ska. I'm going to call it electroniska. The entire song revolves around the offbeat, making for an energetic tune my cuz from THE BENEFIT (remember them?) really got into. The "oh" bits (you'll know what I'm talking about when you hear it) will get stuck in your head all day, I promise.

The First Time (Matt Thiessen - Relient K)
I will admit, this is my least favorite remix. I really wish Matt would have done something more upbeat, but I respect what he did. This is the only song that really slows down an old tune, but it has it's moments. Matt's little vocal addition is pretty tight, but it has some of us wondering... JFH says it's thugging. Oh, well.

Wake The Dead (Lalipop - Lauren Olds)
Man, Soli's wife can make a tune! With a background VERY similar to Aerodynamic Beats from Daft Punk's latest Alive, this song is powered by the sixteenth. The hip-hop drum bits also add a lot to the spunky action of the track.

Radiator (Jasen Rauch - Red)
This one flew out of nowhere! But it's all I can expect from a member of Red. The least clubbish of the entire album, this is a solid rock remix. The guitar riffs make for some great additions, and the beat in the background really gets me headbanging. I love it. So, if you want to dance to this, you'd better pull out your Hulkfists and start moshing.

GHOSTRIDE THE WHIP!!!!!! (Family Force 5)
This song is simply amazing. I told the guys that this was my blare song, driving down the streets of UC, and that won't change for a while. This single song brings Weezy, T-Pain, Kanye, Family Force 5, and a little bit of 3OH!3 together to make one of the tightest hip-hop songs I've heard in a long while. This could definitely stand alone on the rap charts.

Rip It Up alt. ATL Take (Croul-Glo-Activation Version 2.009)
This song is COMPLETELY redone. With vocals switched from Soli to Crouts, this song takes a turn for the awesome. (To be fair, I like all of the versions of this song equally now. Neither one is greater than the other.) Get ready for a totally different version of the song, plus a RAP BY SOUL GLOW!!! (Are we returning to this for the next album? Fingers crossed, cuz you know I love me some crunk.)

How In The World (David Crowder*Band)
This is probably one of the most straightforward tracks on the disc, with the vox virtually unchanged. Though, the beat is solid, and very alien-like squeals make this a very danceable track.

Out of loads of remix albums I've heard, this stands to be the best. These artists know FF5, and they know how to work electronic instruments.

Sorry I ran long, hope you enjoyed it!
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Movie Night!!!

So, in my nearly infinite time to myself post operation, I had time to rent a few flicks, some of which I had seen numerous times, and some which I had not seen at all. I thought I'd review a few of them for you.
Push - Thumbs Up

This was one of my Most Anticipated Films for a while. I had seen the trailer way back in the summer of '08, and was stoked to catch the film. It took me a while once it was out, but I finally saw it two weekends ago.

The story stands on its own, with great acting from a few key players, the most surprising of which was Dakota Fanning. I used to despise her acting, but after Coraline and Push, I've come to respect her a bit more.

The acutal movie centers around the use of psychic ability. Some of its many uses are very cliche, while others are truly unique and make way for some interesting plot twists and fight scenes.

It's action packed, filled with mystery, and overall a good movie. The only crap factor in this one is the end. Trying to set up a sequel, they left the end wide open with no closure.

I've tried to be a bit vague on this one, because I want you to see it. Definitely rent it some night when you're bored.

Igor - Thumbs Down

Also on my Most Anticipated list, this one failed me horribly. What looked to be a CG version of a Burton-esque style comedy turned out to be a cheap farce.

The storyline centers around an Igor (there are many) who decides to invent something. Well, he creates life, and yada yada... I'm asleep. It sounds good, but I'd suggest it to no one.

The only redeeming quality of this movie comes from... Uh... Nothing. I was really disappointed by this movie, and I want it to show.

That's it for today, I'll hit you up with the latter of the four movies I'm reviewing this time tomorrow.
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Life: The Review (First of Few?)

I decided to post my reviews here, just because.


iPod Touch - Thumbs Down
Wow, someone is actually standing up to Apple? That's right. I've had it up to here with this new fad, and I really want to say something about it. Now, I'm a fan of the original iPods, but this is just taking it too far.

Now, the iPod touch has a very unique thing going for it: it's basically a handheld laptop. The ability to download apps has allowed it to transcend it's original function, a music and video player. However, because it's software and small memory limit it, it is truly mediocre as a laptop.
The apps themselves are a lame excuse for software; they are basically gimmicks designed to make the iPod more appealing. There may be truly practical software out there, but I haven't seen it yet.

The music/video/pic function of the iPod is always improving. The interface used to scroll is fantastic, only needing a flick of the finger. However, it's much more annoying than the scroll wheel of the original because it plays music OFTEN while you are just trying to "flick-search." The video capabilities are also fantastic. The size of the screen allows for great viewing of video, much better than the old iPods or any other handheld device out there.
The m/v/p (heh) functions are what define the iPod and make it a good buy. HOWEVER, the fact that one can only buy a 32 gig touch infuriates me. To go from a 180 gig (the size of small computers) to 32 is a huge setback. Now, I'm sure this will be fixed in the future, but for now it's definitely a loss.

So, overall, iPod touch gets a THUMBS DOWN.

Note: Sorry if this is disconnected in thought. This is my first review, so I'll definitely strive to make them better.


Ska - Thumbs Up

Here's a genre! Haha. Ska, ska, ska. Oh, how I love your stylings of the 90's. The skank (dance), the offbeats, the instruments... Ah.......

Now for those of you who are ignorant of this style of music, ska is basically "band geek punk rock." At least, that's how Reel Big Fish Describe themselves in a commentary of their live DVD. However, it's more than that. If I had to describe it: I'd describe it like this: take a punk singer, give him a reggae-like band, add jazz ensemble instruments w/ rock licks, and you've got yourself a ska band!

I think there's one thing that sets ska apart from the rest of the musical community, though. THEY HAVE FUN! They can take a song about hate and anger and make it feel just as happy as one of their songs about unicorns and daisies. That's ska. Fun music that's played just for the sake of playing music.

Well, I can't really describe ska, you have to discover it for yourself. So, I give you a list of my favorite ska bands!
Reel Big Fish
Less than Jake (Warped '09! I'm so pumped!)
Oreskaband
Five Iron Frenzy (RIP)
The O.C. Supertones (RIP)

Now, some songs!
Sell Out (Reel Big Fish)
Yeah! Ska Dance! (Oreskaband)
The Impression That I Get (The Mighty Mighty Bosstones)

Oh, yeah. Ska music = THUMBS UP. (Way up.)