Showing posts with label Quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Quotes. Show all posts
Rippin' It Up, Drama-Style!!!
This little dramatic reading is brought to you by The Pragmatic via Dance or Die with a Vengeance. It's at the end of track 3, Rip It Up. CHECK IT!!!DR. DISCO: Nurse, I will need advanced cardiac life support. He's gone into cardiac arrest.
NURSE: What's the cause?
DR. DISCO: It happened at the Discotec. His heart failed after dancing with... Vanessa.
NURSE: Oh no, not her again! That's the third time this week!
MALE NURSE: But doctor, will he make it?
DR. DISCO: I'm not sure. But I'm not going to just sit here and lose him like we did the others.
Keep him monitored. I'll be back.
NURSE: Where are you going?
DR. DISCO: To get my shoes.
MALE NURSE: But, why?
DR. DISCO: There is only one way to fix his condition.
NURSE: Fresh air?
DR. DISCO: No. I'm going to the Discotec. Vanessa knows what is happening to these men. She won't help unless I prove myself to her.
NURSE: Dr. Disco, how are you going to do that?
DR. DISCO: Hmm... I'll have to keep up with her on the dance floor.
One Line KO! (Twitter: @rainnwilson)
I'm going to buy a pair of crocs so I can melt them down and pour them as molten liquid into the eyes of whoever invented them.
Conversation KO! (FF5)
This is about the song, Get Ur Back Off The Wall. Kudos to Jesus Freak Hideout for the interview. Now, a message from our sponsor, Family Force 5...Nadaddy: If you fail to remove your back from the wall..... *pause*
Chap Stique: It will be removed from you.
Nadaddy: Yes! You will be san-back!
Chap Stique: Backless! You will try to dislodge your back from the wall but it will be stuck there and all of your other members of your body - like your neck and your arms - will leave the wall.
Nadaddy: Right! And your back will remain because you've left it there too long.
Chap Stique: No parkin' on the dancefloor!
Nadaddy: That's right! What he said.
One Line KO! (Wisdomified)
Computer games don't affect kids. I mean if Pac-Man had affected us as kids we'd all be running round darkened rooms, munching on pills and listening to repetitive music.Check back later this evening, I might feel like posting more tonight.
One Line KO! (Seussified)
I'll do these from time to time, when I don't have time to compose something worthy... HeheThey'll have some importance to me, or I might find them inspirational.
Or, they might just be random junk I found on the net.
Mystery? Solve it then, Sherlock.
So, the one line KO:
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
-Dr. Seuss
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