Cheez-It Bliss

Cheez-It Bliss

Ok, I have said to many people before that I love food. Now, this should be taken as an understatement. I LOVE FOOD. Once again, understatement. Ok, now that we have that settled, I should expound. It seems everywhere I go, my experience with the food in that location can be directly correlated. (Except Spain, where the relationship is inverse.)

So, by this statement, and the knowledge that some of my happiest moments come from watching TV Han-style (Solo) at home in my room, should leave one to believe that I have a superfantastically awesome snack that I always consume during my down time. One would assume correctly. The snack I'm talking about, of course, is a combination of two amazing inventions.

Sunny D and Cheez-Its.
Their perfection cannot be described by man, nor to any creation of man can they be compared. Their combination is sweeter than the richest honey, and more masterful than the greatest work of Shakespeare. They are so good, there is no word to describe how good they are.... but one.

Scrumtralescent. Indeed.

Now, to the RECIPE FOR BLISS.
Ingredients: 1 Gallon Sunny D, 1 box Cheez-It
Instructions: Pour glass of SD, grab box of Cheez-Its. Sit down, turn on TV, start watching How I Met Your Mother or Conan. Eat as many Cheez-Its as your mouth can take. Turn Cheez-Its to mush. Take GIGANTIC swig of SD. Repeat from "eat." Finish box of Cheez-Its. (And for good measure, finish of the Sunny D as well.)

Now you're eating like a King. (Or Queen, if you're a girl. Or want to be called one...)