Rippin' on My Teeth

Rippin' on My Teeth

So, Monday I got some teeth brutally sliced out of my mouth. Four wisdom, to be precise. I've known people to get them out before, and I knew two things about the procedure.
1. There's a load of pain involved, and
2. You look like a flippin' chipmunk when you're done.

So, I went in with no high hopes whatsoever. I went in to the office, waited an hour after my scheduled appointment, and sat down in the Chair of Doom. Then, waited another five minutes, and the doctor came in. (By the way, I'm pretty sure my doc could have been a hippy back in the day. So, he stuck a needle in my arm, some maroon-looking stuff went in, and.....

I woke up in the car. Then, in my infinite wisdom, I made a video. It shows me, immediately after the surgery, still looped up from the drug they used to put me out. I'll get that on YouTube in a few days, and you can see it for yourself. I like to think I'm a pretty funny dude normally, but the video is just too much. XD

So, since then, I've had minimal pain, next to no swelling, and have gotten to watch a load of movies, two of which I'll be reviewing here at a later date.

So, I had a good experience, but it still sucks. Why?
Diet = Pudding, Jello, Applesauce, Broth, Mashed Potatoes, Ice Cream
NOTHING MORE.

So, for those of you that have to have this done some time,
I'm pulling for you. (But not literally. I'm no oral surgeon!)