Crappy Musicals
Alright, here's the deal. I'm currently involved in helping out with the musical at my school. The bad thing is, I don't like the musical. I mean, I REALLY don't like it. The crap in question is Sound of Music. I cannot describe how much I hate this musical, but I can definitely try.When I think of the Sound of Music, I think of Osama bin Laden.
End Story. Cut, check the gate. I hate this thing.
So now, I'm going to comprise a list of things that I hate just as much as Sound of Music:
Nazis
Terrorists
Rush Limbaugh
High School Musical
Kansas (the state)
Twilight
Stephanie Meyers
CRAPPY VAMPIRE STORIES (get the point?)
Purple Shells from Mario Kart
Music and Lyrics
Country Music
Luigi Planet Purple Coin Challenge
Union City
Exactly. Now you know how much I hate this thing. Tune in next time for the Sound of Music Going Up in Flames! It's a great new musical, where Maria, Captain Von Trapp, and everyone else is killed when Americans come to liberate Europe from Nazi rule and mistake the main characters for the dreaded Germans. It's fantastic.
2 comments:
I hate all musicals, especially High School Musical. I could never sit through that torture.
Yeah, that is probably the worst. If I had to choose whether or not to watch Sound of Music or High School Musical I'd choose...
Death.
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